Do you want to know why I quit? Start with wars, tsunamis, earthquakes. I can’t keep splitting myself up to meet demand. I’m hard as bone and all, ha ha, but like #42 I have to say it’s the young kids. My predecessor warned me. I know it’s only been 64 years but enough’s enough. #27 only lasted for 18 minutes so I did better than that. As for what’s next, I should have an answer like touring the world, hitting the beach but I don’t. Maybe I’ll just attend funerals, be passive, mourn.
Monday, October 25, 2010
51: Excerpt from the Exit Interview for the 47th Version of Death
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Should have read the title. I was thinking it was the most recent Lord. I can see all the overtime getting to the latest Death.
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